How a Year of Radical Gratitude Turned This Rage Monster into the Luckiest Guy Alive
I punched a banister, broke my hand, almost lost my best friend, and accidentally rewired my brain with one stupid gratitude worksheet. A year later, I'm the luckiest guy alive... and I'm not exaggerating.
Download the worksheet. Try it for 30 days. See what happens.
This isn't a self-help book. It's a memoir for guys who think self-help is for losers... written by a former loser.
Coming 2026.
Hi, I'm Joe. Single dad. Singer/songwriter. Comedian.
Elevator salesman.
I was angry, resentful, and absolutely certain that self-help books were laughable bullshit. Then I broke my hand on a banister, almost lost my best friend, and, out of options, started filling out a gratitude worksheet every day.
Then I wrote a self-help book about it.
I know, I can't believe it either. Join the list.
This is the exact worksheet that started it all.
Free download... try it for 30 days.
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Last updated: May 9, 2026
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